? Group Chat: “Help Me Find a Savage Username For Instagram”

? Chat Name: IG Rebrand Emergency ?
Members: SAVAGELEX ? | SOFTYSAH ? | AESTHEVA ? | RINA_REALIST ?

SOFTYSAH ?: okay don’t judge me but i think i want to change my insta username ?
SAVAGELEX ?: finally. i’ve been waiting for you to break up with @sah_luvs_boba_21 since 2022.
AESTHEVA ?: omg yes! time for a glow up ? are we thinking moody, spicy, or mysterious?
RINA_REALIST ?: if it has underscores or your favorite drink in it, don’t even ask for feedback.

SOFTYSAH ?: i want something fierce… but like… not too aggressive. like cute savage. help me
SAVAGELEX ?: okay so you’re in your soft villain era. I gotchu. click this Savage Username For Instagram list and thank me later. they’ve got names you can literally steal + vibe check instantly
AESTHEVA ?: wait i use that site too ? my current one @PoisonVelvet came from there

RINA_REALIST ?: just don’t be @toxic_girlie_88 or something. if it sounds like a Tumblr phase, delete.
SAVAGELEX ?: best usernames are:
– short
– clean
– savage with ✨energy✨
Here’s my personal shortlist:
– @DeadGlow
– @GhostModeOn
– @SlayLanguage
– @NoMercyMuse
– @UnbotheredBuilt

SOFTYSAH ?: omg i love @GhostModeOn?? that’s lowkey me
AESTHEVA ?: yesss it’s soft but sinister. very “i left you on read and lit a candle about it.”
RINA_REALIST ?: you need a bio that matches. “Seen at 3:02. Ignored at 3:02.”
SAVAGELEX ?: exactly. your username is the first punch. your bio is the knockout.

SOFTYSAH ?: okay help me decide:
A) @SoftButSavage
B) @GhostModeOn
C) @ReadAndGone
D) @IDGAFBloom
AESTHEVA ?: B or D for sure ?
RINA_REALIST ?: B. because “SoftButSavage” sounds like someone who’s still healing.
SAVAGELEX ?: D is powerful but B hits harder. it’s giving clean exit energy.

SOFTYSAH ?: okay okay okay. decision made. i’m now… @GhostModeOn ?
AESTHEVA ?: ? yessss the rebirth
RINA_REALIST ?: finally. you’ve evolved
SAVAGELEX ?: congrats, babe. you’re officially untouchable ?